Women Vs. Men

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
We need = I want
I am sorry = You'll be sorry
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = Don't even think about it
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like

MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage
I love you = Let's have sex now
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Maya Simya....

When browsing thru friendster just now and came up to my lil bro page....My..My...How he had grew....Suddenly there's a different side of him that I saw for a first time...He had always been the matured sibling...Responsible..Good...All those stuff...He really had grown in a way I can't describe....I miss seeing him changed....I missed a lot!!!

Suddenly I was hit by a pang of homesick...ME??Dla...who had lived a hostel life for 6 years???Guess I am still human...What do you expect when you seperated them from their family???But then...I'll be a lot luckier than my peirs in the UK or what not...since they can come back to Malaysia not as often as I can...It's not often la...I get only to come back only once a year....I so miss Ieki...he must be getting cuter...and running his mouth all over the place...hahahaha...I do need time to reminance on all the time I wished my family would leave me alone....no more!!! No worries...tomorrow Dad will be home...and I promise to call....so can't wait to hear you guys MUAKSSSSS

Rats and fishy smell

I dunno why this week have been my laziest and unfortunate week as yet.....Yesterday I was forced to go to Physic class by my Russian teacher (Anastasia) literally ...I was ascorted to the class by her...URGHHH...I hate being force to do something I don't like...and I really DON'T LIKE Physic...stupid subject...
And today is worsed.....My lan wire was cut....I dunno who done it....Something smell very fishy...coz the wire was cut by knife...that I am really sure...One don't need to be a CSI (miss that show so much) agent to know it....but then I guess if there was a RAT that is so big that it can swallow up almost 20cm of wire and spit it out back again...then it might not be someone's doing....Yeah right!!!!
I wasn't in my room last night...make that almost the whole day...I went to sleep at Padfak with the excuse to study Anat...HAH...but I did study Biophysic (got 4- on the test..YEA!!!)....for that achievment I would like to thanks Sarah for lending her desk and iMac....and Ain for playing the SIM2...if not I wouldn't have study...Thanks gurls....

p.s://who know a good detective???I need to investigate a mystery....

KIASU!!!!! Go to Hell you guys...

I'm so MAD....some people in this world are so KIASU (selfish in a very..very BAD way).. I just took my Anatomy major on Monday..I already planed to fail the damned thing anyway coz I haven't study anything yet..but then I just read this book on the possible question that will come up during the major control...and that's it...with my knowledge of only those question I went and took the test...I guess I was very lucky...coz today I just got tback the result..I got 3....5 being the highest...not bad right...specially since I haven't study n anything...Guess if I study I would get better marks....
After the test and all did me n my friends knew that there were VARIANTS (a copy of the exact question thats going to come out) flying around...the only problem??? no body told us....they kept ot a secret...and the ironic thing is that Sarah's bro Farhan was the one of the first person with the variant but somebody borrowed it from him and didn't return it....It"s so selfish of them...the variants were acctually given by the lecturer to help the students....they shouldn't keep it to themselves...URGHHH!!!if they acted like that..then why should I share my variants with them also....
The best part is that the people who got the variants got the same mark as me...1 even failed...showed that if ur played with me n my friends ur gonna get it..HA..in your face...
Ending on a happy note...my BIRTHDAY will be coming up in one week time..Hmmm...have to think what kind of present to asked from Fadzil, Ain n Sarah (its a pack we have)....Later then ....CIAO!!!!